"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me"
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I wish i was just a little smarter. I wish I wasn’t stupid. If I had just a slightly higher GPA, like a 4.0 unweighted instead of a 3.67) I could have gotten a couple thousand dollars more scholarship wise so I could attend my dream school. But nope, my hard work has not paid off, and probably never will because I am simply not good enough. It pisses me off so much how I’m not going places, I’m standing off to the sides as I see 95% of my friends majoring in engineering because they are actually smart. I am working and trying so hard to be successful, but it just cannot happen, and everything I love to do or am actually good at, is not a relevant or reliable career.
my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention